Funny Stuff and Jokes That Clog Email

Funny Stuff and Jokes That Clog Email
2011-11-05 03:06
Share all the funny emails you pass around irritating people as they get the same ones from everyone they know… just send them here and people can read them (or not) any time they want

3 thoughts on “Funny Stuff and Jokes That Clog Email

  1. This was filling up my email so I thought I'd pass it along:

    The Sharing of A Marriage

    The old man placed order for one hamburger, french fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously they were thinking, "That poor old couple — all they can afford is one meal for the two of them." As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine — they were used to sharing everything. People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally took sips of the drink. Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything." Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady (who had yet to eat a single bite of food) and asked "What is it you are waiting for?" She answered "the teeth."  

  2. My wife said she was going to take a shower and wash her hair. I said, why don't you just wash your hair and put it back on after it dries !! I now have my own side of the bed in the living room.
  3. That's very funny. I'd say you got off easy. I would like to know — who has the other side of the bed in the living room?

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