Laugh Out Loud

Laugh Out Loud
2012-01-02 14:46

15 thoughts on “Laugh Out Loud

  1. Has anyone else seen the commercial where they are making cake in the shape of small balls and they place them on a stick like a cake lollipop ? The idea is to sell you the baking pans in the shape of golf balls and the wood sticks to shove in the cake balls when you’re done. This is the stupidest thing i’ve ever seen ! I can’t believe anyone would buy this crap .
  2. I did see it and chuckled at it. I wouldn’t bill it as high as you did Anthony — “the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen,” because I’ve seen worse. It could be useful in rationing one’s cake intake (a cake ball probably has less calories than a cake slice) but eating balls from a stick just doesn’t appeal to me. Would make more sense to make the doughnuts and then stick a stick in the hole. Then… voila! You have a doughnut AND a cake ball on a stick in one! See further comments in Commercial (TV) Comments.
  3. A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked mother, "Who am I "?  Ready to play the game she said, " I don't know !  Who are you ?  'WOW !"  cried the child.  "Mrs. Johnson was right! She said I was so dirty, my mother wouldn't recognize me !"
  4. A wise schoolteacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school:  "If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home.
  5. Riddle :  I'm named after nothing, though I'm awfully clamorous.  And when I'm not working, your house is less glamorous.  What am I ?                 The Answer :  A vacuum cleaner.
  6. Old Farmer Johnson was dying.  The family was standing around his bed.  With a low voice he said to his wife:  "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones.  "Wife:  "No, I can't marry anyone after you.  "Johnson:  "But I want you to.  "Wife: "But why?" Johnson:  "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"
  7. Announcement in our church bulletin:  "All singles are invited to join us Friday at 7p.m.  for the annual Christmas Sing-alone."
  8. My young son was watching his grandfather put on shoes using a device he'd never seen before.  "What's that ?"  Christopher asked.  "Its a shoehorn, " his grandpa said, handing it to him.  Christopher was intrigued.  He looked it up and down, turning it over in his hands, before asking, "How do you play it?"
  9. CANADA    A man says to a friend, "My wife is on a three-week diet."  "Oh yeah?  How much has she lost so far?"   "Two Weeks"
  10. I'm always proud to wear a T-shirt that declares "My Son Is a Navy SEAL."  I was wearing it in a supermarket when an equally proud mother pointed at my shirt and said, "My son's on a swim team too."
  11. MY BOOT CAMP platoon was last in line to eat, and our impatient drill sergeant was in such a hurry that he ran up to each of us, shouting, "Don't waste time tasting … just swallow!"
  12. BEFORE MY FRIEND was shipped overseas, he called his cell phone company to suspend service.  "I need to put it on hold while I'm in Afghanistan, "he told the service rep.  "I'm sorry", she said.  "But we can suspend your service only if you"re going into a war zone."
  13. After being wounded by an improvised explosive device while serving in Iraq, I was sent to a mental-health professional.  His first question: "Do you think there are people trying to get you?"

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