One or Two-Liners

One or Two-Liners
2011-11-05 03:13

6 thoughts on “One or Two-Liners

  1. Ha, ha… that's cute.   Why is there only one row of seats in a Polish theater?   Answer: No one wants to sit behind a pole.
  2. Small ad in a shopwindow :  "Deep fryer for sale.  Genuine reason for sale – heart attack."
  3. Seen on a Laundromat bulletin board:  " For Sale –  Car.  Must be towed.  Gets great gas mileage."
  4. An item on craigslist:  "Antique sewing table refinished by my wife, $30, if she's home, $100.
  5. RUSSIA  Due to the recession, to save on energy costs, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off –  GOD

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